Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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