Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You don't make any sense
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