if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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