He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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