yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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