I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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