He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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