Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need to calm my uterus...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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