No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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