Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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