Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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