Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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