You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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