I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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