im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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