She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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