Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
