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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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