I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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