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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Do plants get herpes?
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