you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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