But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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