just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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