I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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