Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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