so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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