I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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