And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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