Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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