i don't like sucking hair
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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