I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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