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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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