whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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