you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
