Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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