it was like eating out sand paper
Life is so much better after having sex.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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