Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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