no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
