have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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