And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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