I'm drive I can fine osifer
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
