And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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