Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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