Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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