Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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