just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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