i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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