So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
