It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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