thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have post one night stand depression
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