somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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