just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
