Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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