Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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